Showing posts with label Fun writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun writing. Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

More Hyperbole

My friend is so small he could use a drainpipe as a slide.
Taylor

My Grandad's hair is so grey you can mistake it for a storm cloud.
Georgia

The man was so smart he made Einstein look stupid.
Shyam

My sister is so skinny that people mistake her for a pencil.
Lydia

Mrs Bruce's speech was so long that we taped it and sold it on Trade Me for people with sleeping disorders
Joelle